Get a Teddy

When you're not sure what to do
When your world's been torn in two
Get a Teddy.

Beady eyed bundle of cuddly joy,
Furry cuteness against your bald soul.
Get a Teddy.

He will blunt your deep blues blind
Chomp, snort, say never mind-
Get a Teddy.

Every day he'll describe as 'okay';
This fact will help you work, rest and play.
Get a Teddy.

Then you'll start to walk again
(He'll walk with you now and then).
Get a Teddy.

One day he may stumble at the kerb
Colour up all over, look quite hurt.
Get a Teddy.

He'll blink and change the subject
Text his mates, say this and that.
Get a Teddy.

Then, on his front you'll see a faint fault,
Far too slight to be worthy of note-
Get a Teddy.

You'll kneel and kiss him better:
It's good to be together.
Get a Teddy.

Get a Teddy, get a Teddy.