Doctor Who and the Vault of Andromeda

The Doctor is back. This time, his helper is none other than the unfortunate result of last time's gene pool wizardry. And boy, do those camel, hop and aryan genes mingle. The creature, however, has retained all the classic hallmarks of those twin staples of the genre, the Lesser Backpacked English Foulmouth and the Hobbling Sausage Guzzler.
The setting is The Vault of Andromeda, a 4 by 3 by 1 inch corrugated card box. Enjoy.
"What the ****?"-Wayne