The interview

Take a seat, Miss Becks.
Your resume has impressed
It shows your talents

Qualifications,
Relevant experience
Enthusiasm

And good character.
No need for any questions.
You can start Monday.

There's just one more thing.
Should you sign up for training
You'll need to do this.

The firm will provide
All you'll ever require.
What we ask of you

Is nothing really.
The operation's painless.
You'll have no regrets.